I've never had the urge to spend more than $2.50 at Dollarama for a new shower curtain. I imagined that in three or four years though, any Teal Swan shower curtain that hasn't been burned by thought police might be worth billions of yen on the American black market. Since my curtain arrived, I was reminded of why it's not a good plan to imagine that sort of future and learned a simple technique to quit.
This curtain looks beautiful in my shower now. Way better than locked in a bunker.